Mr. Hare

was indicted in 2016 for his involvement in racketeering activities, conspiracy to launder monetary instruments, and conspiracy to possess eggs, and more eggs with the intent to distribute. His alleged criminal activities began in 13th century.

Mr. Hare is known to be the Crime Boss within the Easter Bunny criminal enterprise and is allegedly responsible for issuing orders to the Easter Bunny Crime Family world wide who are responsible for numerous thefts. Mr. Hare has ties to “Osterhase” or “Oschter Haws.” It is widely thought his life of crime was caused by the fact that children have failed to leave carrots for the bunny in case he got hungry from all his hopping. He may have had plastic surgery and altered his rabbit’s foot.

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